thisismymonkey:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

clearwithsparkles:

cabell:

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

Must add to syllabi.

I kind of want to do this when I catch students Facebooking through class (see: the tragedy that is teaching in a computer lab)

Um……….I would have LOVED to sing Ice Ice Baby in front of the class. I’m sorry am I alone in this? It could have possibly been the greatest thing that had ever happened to me. 

Unfortunately I went to college back in the dark ages. 

That “in front of the class” thing would trip me up a little because stage fright and all, but if I had to sing a song, that would be the one.  

Of course, I also did not have a cell phone in college because those were for parents and fancy people back then.   

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zackisontumblr:

Yeah, only you Mac & Cheese. <3

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davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

^ Cannot be unseen. 

Omfg brb crying

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Hiddleston-God.

Yes.

Did bill cosby name him?

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Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.

But when Mister Rogers said it…

That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

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